So as we're leaving school, Alexis goes, "Did you hear about Mr. Gearhart?"

Then I wondered what dorky thing he'd done this time. But ohhh was I wrong. This news proved to be MUCH funnier. and slightly more disturbing.

But, she told me that Mr. G liked the new teacherrrrr, and that he wasn't sure how to ask her outt.

I don't think Mr. G knows that teachers aren't supposed to be part of the middle school "drama" (if youc an call it that) thing.

And by the way, I honestly don't think he has a chance with her. I mean, who would want to go out with someone who sounds like he hasn't gone through puberty yet?